Cheerleading Scandal Immortalized

It appears the McKinney cheerleading scandal will be immortalized in a cable movie.

Two things bummed me out:

First, it's been a whole FIFTEEN YEARS since the Wanda Holloway Channelview scandal. How old does that make me? How old does that make Holly Hunter, for Pete's sake? Has the daughter in question hit menopause yet?

And, second, I couldn't come up with a good spoof off the top of my head, like a movie about a smackdown during an Academic Decathlon Super Quiz or big claymation hand-to-hand combat scene over a yearbook theme or such. It just doesn't have the same ring to it. Bummer.